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　　小学生两分钟英语小笑话篇1

　　A Nail Or A Fly?

　　钉子还是苍蝇?

　　An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of winein each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment he hung themon, the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over the floor.

　　一位视力正在衰退的老绅士住进了一家旅馆的客房。他双手各拿一瓶酒。在墙上有只苍蝇，他误以为是枚钉子。他把两只瓶子朝上一挂，瓶子掉下来摔碎了，酒洒了一地。

　　When a waitress discovered what had happened, she showed deep sympathy for him anddecided to do him a favour.

　　一个女服务员发现发生的事情以后，对他深表同情，决定帮他个忙。

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